A hammer in search of a nail…

Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Something for New Year’s Day…

A fun, snappy video for New Year’s Day:

Christmas Ditto

Sometimes it just isn’t worth keeping up with the Jones…  Of course, I think I would have gone for “Ditto +” and then put a small lighted tree next to it, so I could always be “one up” on my neighbor 😉

Christmas 'Ditto'

When it just isn't worth keeping up anymore...

Southwest preflight rap

If more pre-flight announcements were like this, I would enjoy flying more!  Hopefully this starts a pre-flight announcement talent escalation war.

How many is that?

The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Bush on Iraq. “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“Oh no!” exclaims the president, “That’s terrible!”

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

Another funny video

Since the last Youtube video worked, let’s try this one (a viral video from Samsung)…

Robot Chicken: Star Wars (Youtube testing)

Just wanted to test being able to insert a youtube video into a blog post.  This is one of my favorite Robot Chicken sketches:

Let me know a) if you liked it and b) if you had any problems viewing it within the blog post.

Joke of the Day

Saw this today and it made me laugh… I especially love that the example is jelly beans.

Hard alcohol is the only thing you put in your body that actually comes with a story. It’s like, ‘You want some tequila?’ ‘No, dude, the last time I had that….’ It doesn’t happen with anything else. ‘Do you want some jelly beans?’ ‘No. The last time I had jelly beans, I ended up with my pants around my ankles, face down in the mall. Seriously, dude, I can’t even smell the black ones. Just get them out of here.’  –  Tom Papa