Saw this today and it made me laugh… I especially love that the example is jelly beans.
Hard alcohol is the only thing you put in your body that actually comes with a story. It’s like, ‘You want some tequila?’ ‘No, dude, the last time I had that….’ It doesn’t happen with anything else. ‘Do you want some jelly beans?’ ‘No. The last time I had jelly beans, I ended up with my pants around my ankles, face down in the mall. Seriously, dude, I can’t even smell the black ones. Just get them out of here.’ – Tom Papa